This blog is for any random bullshit that I find hilarious to the point that I'm having full blown hysterical fits of laughter or just... stuff.
Post reblogged from Never Grow Up with 1,927 notes
i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
Source: lucillesballs
Post reblogged from WHY AM I SO FUNNY??? with 182,778 notes
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Source: discomplete
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
Post reblogged from Squiggle Wiggle, Jiggle Pickle with 51,825 notes
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
Source: jesussbabymomma
Video reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 139,577 notes
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
Source: danieldempsey
Photo reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 286,330 notes
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry
Source: teenytigress
Post reblogged from ok with 21,419 notes
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
Source: 17yr
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